Stop being late to work
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Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...