Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...