Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...