The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...