Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...