How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...