A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...