Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!