I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...