A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...