A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...