Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...