Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...