Possible IBM acronyms
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Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...