Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.