You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...