What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...