Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...