You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...