Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...