Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...