When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...