Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...