If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...