Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Four anti road protesters?
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Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....