The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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Football try-outs.
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Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
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Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
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Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!