How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...