Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...