The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
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What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!