Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!