Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...