Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...