Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...