How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.