I just needed to use your car
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The world’s smartest man?
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Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Tell the whole truth
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The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...