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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
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Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
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Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
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A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!