Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...