Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...