The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!