A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...