Emersom
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Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...