Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...