A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...