Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...