Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...