The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...