Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!