What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...