Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...