Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...