Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...